Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i think i have two assholes
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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