For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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