I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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