Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i dont even know how to be here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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