i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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