need another drink. this is the easiest way
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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