3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You are a genius and a whore.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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