1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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