i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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