i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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