I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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