When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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