I'm really into asian looking animals
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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