Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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