That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
How external is "for external use only"?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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