if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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