So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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