And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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