she was so not down for the gang bang
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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