I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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