So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize