Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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