Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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