I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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