I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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