so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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