bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
third nipple confirmed
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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