stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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