Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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