this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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