How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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