After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
