Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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