New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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