I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I party with great urgency now.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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