I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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