Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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