dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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