And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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