I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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