brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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