i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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