and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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