did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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