About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
