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say what?
wanna hang out?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
