You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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