I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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