good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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