I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it's like iHOP with fire
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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