I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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