Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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