She announced her abortion via fbk
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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