Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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