Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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