Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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